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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight
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Posted - 2014.07.08 15:32:00 -
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Apologies for coming late to this thread.
In short, the OP exhibits an expectation many new to EvE have, that hisec somehow means 100% safe space, and no personal effort or brain cells are required to operate safely therein.
How many times have we seen the likes of beautiful double-rainbows like this, where the victim honestly didn't realize non-consensual buttsex in hisec was even possible?
tldr;
The failing here is actually CCP's, in not expectation-levelling with new players that hisec is NOT 100% safe. The path to subscription retention should be better (cold, stark) tutorials, not nerfing our HTFU traditions or mechanics in a heretical dumbing down of EvE to service the ineptness of the lowest common denominator.
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p.s.
For the OP's heresy against EvE HTFU, a +1 has been added to the Kill-It-Forward queue, and GOD have mercy on his soul.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight
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Posted - 2014.07.28 14:59:00 -
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The Ganking Avoidance Bible
Let there be no more excuses or cries for nerfs driven by loss to ganking. For as the LORD said, "If thy rush into the spinning blades of a lawnmower, dost thou not expect to have thy pee-pee lopped off and eaten by squirrels as it doth lay on the ground beneath?"
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight
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Posted - 2014.08.13 13:49:00 -
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For Noragli's heresies against HTFU, a +1 was added to the Kill-It-Forward queue and an innocent Raven-bear sploded in his stead.
Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience. Nothing but quality terrorism here.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight
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Posted - 2014.08.14 18:32:00 -
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Vilma Banks wrote:I'd like to see CCP use the Ultima Online stat-loss system where victims of highsec non-wardec kills could flag their murders, and when the criminals die, every single character in their account(s) lose 5% to 25% (depending on notoriety) skill points across all skills. That ought to slow down suicide-gankers.
For your pansified heresies against EvE's traditions of HTFU, a +1 is being added to the Kill-It-Forward queue.
An innocent carebear will be murdered in hisec, and told it is because of your membership in the church of Ripard Tegian they died.
Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience. YOU cause these deaths, we are just GOD's holy instrument.
p.s.
Given the abundance of ganking avoidance techniques available, your suggestions for mechanics-based changes are particularly offensive, like the noxious brain-farts they are.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight
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Posted - 2014.08.14 20:35:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Vilma Banks wrote:I'd like to see CCP use the Ultima Online stat-loss system where victims of highsec non-wardec kills could flag their murders, and when the criminals die, every single character in their account(s) lose 5% to 25% (depending on notoriety) skill points across all skills. That ought to slow down suicide-gankers. For your pansified heresies against EvE's traditions of HTFU, a +1 is being added to the Kill-It-Forward queue. An innocent carebear will be murdered in hisec, and told it is because of your membership in the church of Ripard Tegian they died. Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience. YOU cause these deaths, we are just GOD's holy instrument.
We really are getting better on the turnaround latency on our service times....
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From: Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
To: [redacted]
Hey [redacted] o/
We have a few things to discuss; but first, you put up a pretty decent fight considering how badly you fit your Vexor. Kill: [redacted] (Vexor) With a bit of guidance I have no doubt you'll turn out okay and make it in New Eden. +1
More importantly, I want to let you know why you lost your ship. As I said before, you did a good job considering everything ... it's really not your fault. Unlike you, there are those amongst us that are completely risk averse. It's true. Heretics like Vilma Banks wail and whine and complain constantly coming up with HORRIBLE ideas like this:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4912984#post4912984
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Vilma needs to HTFU, and you should contact her directly regarding your loss....wouldn't you agree? Fret not, hope springs eternal ... sorta like arterial bleeding. vOv
Oh yeah, one more thing [because I like you] make sure you tank your ships for shield OR armor; not both.
Jamwara
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight
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Posted - 2014.08.14 20:48:00 -
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ImYourMom wrote:...
so you want easy kills.... sorry but eve isnt just about you....and i dont think adding one more slot and 3 rigs is going to give anywhere near the EHP of carriers, so dont be silly
You and your ilk have read THIS and tried to apply brain in gear before wailing on forums for nerfs right, RIIIIIIGHT?
(finger hovers over the Kill-It-Forward button...)
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
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Posted - 2014.08.15 19:01:00 -
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For the heroes, an inspirational story on the Yoda of ganking.
For the villainous pansies, a guide on avoiding ganking.
For the ladies, free moustache rides.
That is all.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight
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Posted - 2014.08.19 17:09:00 -
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While I grant the new player tutorials are abysmal at expectation levelling with new players the cold dark realities of EvE life, we can never allow ignorance of (EvE) laws to become a defense.
Also, with the wealth of knowledge that is repeatedly shared on how to avoid ganking, there is ultimately no excuse for the constant whining from butthurt gank victims.
Let us never forget, ganking has already been nerfed mechanics wise by CCP, in a misguided attempt to turn our beloved game into a bubble-wrapped theme park.
ENOUGH!
Its time for WoW-reject gank victims to STFU, HTFU and play EvE as GOD intended....not try to change EvE into WoW with this incessant whining.
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